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(Belated) Christmas Card 2024

Ahoy!

The past few years, I’ve been in the habit of writing a Christmas card here. I missed last year’s, and it’s been a while since I’ve posted anything at all on this blog. Fortunately, the main reason for that is not that I’m taking a break from writing, but that I’ve been making good progress on two book-length manuscripts that I’m excited to show you (more on that later). I’m returning to school from Christmas break this week, so I thought now would be a good opportunity to give an update, even if it’s a bit late to do a proper Christmas card.

2024 was a big year. In April, I graduated with my bachelor’s degree (B.A. Linguistics). I had to leave my job as an English as a Second Language teacher on campus due to new rules about the religious orientation of school employees, so over the summer I moved to a local adult education school and taught college prep English. Then in August, I moved to Flagstaff and started my master’s degree at Northern Arizona University. Moving to a new state by myself has involved all kinds of changes. I’ve lived in thirteen different apartments in six years, so I’m looking forward to finally staying in one place until I finish my degree.

This year I accomplished my longtime goal of teaching a college course! I had a section of freshman composition (writing) that was a blast to teach, and challenging in different ways from the ESL students I’m used to teaching. College freshmen tend to have a much higher English proficiency to understand what I’m saying but a much lower inclination to listen to it. My big soapbox is that literature is cool, rhetoric is important, and long-form writing isn’t old-fashioned, and sometimes it feels like a losing battle to get eighteen-year-olds to agree with me on that, but I was one of those eighteen-year-olds not so long ago, and you never know when someone’s world will get lit up by a killer poem or a new perspective on language rules and prescriptions.

The other highlight of this year was the writing. It’s a glamorless job, but I’m glad to be improving at it. In December of last year, I started a novel, tentatively titled Sparrow Song, and finished a first draft (60K words) in June. It’s a coming-of-age drama set in the eleventh century about a rural girl who falls in love with one of the most powerful men in the classical Japanese court. Then, over the second half of the year, I buckled down and wrote a draft (100K words) of a memoir I’ve been struggling with for a few years now, which has the working title The Prophet, the Queen, and the Whole Dang Book of Revelation: A Teenage American Missionary in Denmark. Both manuscripts still demand a significant amount of editing before they’re fit for human consumption with no danger of making anyone’s eyes bleed; I started revision work in earnest this December, and I expect to spend plenty of time over the next few months getting those manuscripts shaped up for my initial readers. I anticipate a print release for both titles, but for now I’m taking things one step at a time, and it will most likely be summer before I’m at the stage to hire an editor for either project.

Other highlights and shout-outs: At BYU’s Japanese immersion housing, Valerie continued to encourage my Fire Emblem fixation, Emily furnished much needed technical support and scribbled masterpieces on abandoned notepads, and George provided impeccable voice acting for the title character in I Love You, Colonel Sanders! at our Valentine’s Day party. Brandon was a real swæs gesiþ. Kelsi wrote a compelling argument on the virtues of knowing Green Day lyrics and passing out drunk. Merlin was an admirable opponent at Netrunner (despite never beating the Cheeky Weyland Deck™) and a generous sounding board for all ideas political, religious, and literary. Spin deserves my greatest thanks for adding me to the gamer girls Discord (and all our acclamation for her newfound fame and authority within the Genshin Impact fandom). Camryn was Camryn and I appreciate her for that.

Bleachers was my top band this year—no surprises there; I saw them in concert back in May, a show that was stopped four songs before the end due to a sudden salt storm but was otherwise excellent. My #1 song was their new release “Tiny Moves,” with Rosa Walton/Let’s Eat Grandma’s “I Really Want to Stay at Your House” from Cyberpunk: Edgerunners taking up #2. I also listened to the new-ish Killers album Pressure Machine a frankly ridiculous number of times, and it has joined The Airborne Toxic Event’s Hollywood Park as a favorite album I’ll listen to straight through without skipping a song.

My reading game was not up to scratch with my Spotify game, though a couple standouts were the first volume in Obama’s presidential memoirs and a big helping of classical Japanese literature—I’m still working my way through the hefty Tale of Genji and Tale of the Heike. I’ve decided to avoid making resolutions until the spring, since January and February usually turn out to be months for surviving not thriving—but if I have any resolution, it’s to read more. I’d like to hit some of the classics I’ve always wanted to read but have put off, like The Brothers Karamazov and Moby Dick.

Anyway, that’s my 2024 in a nutshell. I can’t wait for another trip around the Sun, and I hope you’ll join me on it—whatever it looks like!

Eric

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Christmas Card 2023

Dear Auna and Ben,

I don’t know about you guys, but the older I get, the more elusive the Christmas spirit becomes. As a kid, it was always automatic; Christmas morning was the most exciting day of the year by default. Now I have to work for it. I put in my best effort this year, though. Sure, there was rain instead of snow, but there were also Christmas lights in downtown Provo, Christmas concerts and choirs, Bible readings, gingerbread houses, parties with friends new and old, gift deliveries to neighbors, and cozy hours with family. A picturesque holiday, all things considered. Young adulthood is weird.

Okay, but have you seen the movie Klaus? I recognize that I’m four years behind the times on this one. My friends were all saying “This is the best Christmas movie ever made,” and they finally sat me down to watch it. And you know what? It is the best Christmas movie ever made.

2023 felt like four years packed into one. Maybe I need to start counting the seasons instead of the years. I can hardly even remember this January. Spotify tells me I was listening to lots of The Killers and The Airborne Toxic Event at the start of the year, so that’s the main thing, I guess. I took plenty of linguistics classes during the winter semester, survived some drama with an ex-girlfriend and the Celtic folk band, and went through all-around character development. Emotionally, I’m definitely in a better place than last year.

The big flashy highlight of the year was my summer travel to Tonga and then to France. I’ve done summer school every year since I started school, so I finally gave myself a break. Tonga was for some ethnographic research with anthropological researchers from the University of Utah (I wrote a little about it in this essay), and France was to play at some folk music festivals in the southeast (you can read about my nap in Charles de Gaulle here). It reminded me of how much I love traveling. So if I vanish next year, just assume I’ll turn up as an Irish sheepherder sometime in 2030.

What else did I accomplish this year? I asked out a really cute Walmart cashier (!) and we went on a date (!!). I found two new favorite books from opposite sides of the genre spectrum: Stargirl by Jerry Spinelli and the Wolf Hall series by Hilary Mantel. My Japanese got good enough that I can finally read simple texts (and more importantly, play Fire Emblem: Three Houses in Japanese). I bought jewelry and subscribed to journalism for the first time. My old crush told me that I’m fun at concerts. I got a lot better at singing! I took a creative writing class and got a lot better at that too, and I started writing a novel (!!!) that I promise I’m actually going to finish. No, seriously. Hold me to it.

I’m serious about watching Klaus. It’s a fantastic movie. Let me know your recommendations, too. I’m always in the market for good movies and music.

Love you guys. Keep in touch,

Eric

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Beyond My Wildest Dreams

Merry Christmas everyone! The last week or two have been quite relaxed. I’m grateful I could finally slow down and take a break, reflect, and spend time with family.

Frankly, I’ve been a lot busier in the nights than in my waking moments. I think the saying “beyond my wildest dreams” is a bit of a misnomer—the things I hope for are really quite different from what I actually dream about. Honestly, I don’t know where some of that stuff comes from. Among other things, I rebuilt a house that had been turned upside down piece by piece, failed the biology class I had registered for and then forgotten about, and (particularly jarringly) kissed and got violently karate’d by the same girl on almost consecutive nights.

The other night I was sitting in a church service, and when it was time for the musical number, the musicians got up on the rostrum and started playing “I Melt With You” by Modern English (which, for the record, sounded exactly the same as the album version.) I looked around at the other members of the congregation to see if anyone was going to say anything, but everyone just sat on their pews and listened as if it were completely normal, so I did the same, and started enjoying it. Then an older woman in front of me turned around and said that this kind of music was very inappropriate for a church meeting. I didn’t want to offend the musicians, but I also didn’t want to offend her, so I just sat there uncomfortably until I woke up.

Another night, I waited after class to talk to my Japanese professor because he hadn’t understood something about English stress patterns. (In real life, this man is far more qualified than I am.) I explained that English typically used right-originating trochaic stress (I’m not sure if that’s actually true), and he said, “But what about three-syllable words that have stress on the first syllable?” and I thought about it and replied, “Those must be the words that are descended from Native American languages.” Obviously. That class had been at 9:00 AM for some reason, and I had to go to English Teaching at 10:00, but on the way there, I ran into a teacher who asked me why I was taking syntax from the other professor (this was actually my high school biology teacher), and I came up with an excuse that I had to scan the textbook—which I then had to do, so I was even more late for my 10 AM. I woke up before getting there.

I present these examples as a non-exhaustive case against the use of dreams as a metaphor for one’s deepest wishes and goals. There are many things that I long for with every breath of my soul—but reorienting an entire kitchen only to be used for martial arts practice in return is not one of them. ∎

Image: One of Albrecht Dürer’s woodcuts from the “Apocalipsis cum figuris” series, illustrating a scene from the biblical book of Revelation.