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Feeling 21 (Summer Update!)

Gee whiz. It’s probably time for another update. Life sneaks up on you sometimes—it’s been a whole year since I’ve been back in the United States, and last month I hit the ripe old age of 21, which means I’m officially overage in all respects except health insurance and rental cars.

My oven blew up last month. It was an adequately showy coronation of my adulthood. One moment, I was studying in my room while an innocuous pan of fish filets and crescent rolls was baking, and the next—BANG! I ran out to the kitchen to see blue and orange flames bursting from the control panel of the oven. I went for the fire extinguisher (not the first time that has happened with this oven), but fortunately the flames went out before I got to use it. The fire did leave a nice black spot on our wall. I spent the night on a friend’s couch thanks to the noxious odor that the explosion released, and we luckily got a new oven from management within the week.

I’m still at BYU studying linguistics, which will probably be the case for a while. Most of my time is spent on school and work right now. Over spring term I took Japanese and grammar, which was a hefty load for the abbreviated term, but I survived Japanese and ended up getting hired on as a TA for grammar starting in the fall. This summer term I’ve only been in Japanese 202, which has honestly been enough of a handful by itself. I definitely underestimated how difficult Japanese would be, and I’m a little scared of 301 in the fall. I’ve also been working a few research jobs in addition to my desk job of linguistics secretary: I finished my religion project, edited a couple papers for a professor, and have been helping another professor in the department with a paper on Danish phonetics/phonology.

For the last couple weeks I’ve also been participating in a workshop to learn how to rate language proficiency on the ACTFL scale. It’s also been assigning homework, but I’ve enjoyed learning about the factors that the ratings are based on and practice doing some proficiency interviews myself; there’s a lot more going on behind the scenes than I’d have thought. I’m still trying to find out what niche in linguistics I want to specialize in, so I’m glad I could get a taste of the assessment side.

Oh, and I joined a Celtic folk band! It turns out there’s plenty of cool musicians hiding in Provo if you know where to look. The conductor/professor is Mark Geslison, who’s incredibly fun and talented, and he also happens to be the brother-in-law of some of my favorite people in Denmark. All of the members have such vibrant personalities, and I definitely feel unqualified to be playing with them. But I reckon that feeling is always a part of being involved in music or any performing art, and ultimately I’m just happy to be there.

I also started reading Harry Potter again, which is a trap. You can’t read one of those books without reading the whole series. I wish I knew what it was that makes Rowling’s writing so engaging. I’ve got opinions though. Book Ginny is vastly superior to Movie Ginny and is honestly magnetic. And the fifth movie should not have cut the scene at the end where Harry smashes Dumbledore’s office.

No recap is complete without quotes from the semester. In the spirit of the @BYUoverheard Instagram account, there’s a fair number of overheard quotes here from anonymous strangers. Enjoy.

"And then someone makes you listen to stuff you don't normally listen to...and now I'm quite partial to digeridoo music."
"If I had a nickel for every time I've made out in the MARB, I'd have more than a few nickels."
"He's a guy. He's not a boy, he's not a man, he's a guy."
"I’m a simple woman; I like collocates and pina coladas." –Auna, Greek Goddess of Linguistics and Serial Killers
"Pax Mongolica: after the Mongols killed everyone, there was peace." –Gross oversimplification of history, courtesy of Brandon
"I'm going to do a literature review on funeral potatoes." –Ben, the third mandolinist in a row
"That joke just nailed me in the coffin. Wait" –Sals
"I’m single as an…individually wrapped cookie."

And this overheard exchange on the ground floor of the library:
"Is this floor number three?"
"Yeah."
"Why on God’s green earth is this floor number three?"

So there’s a lengthy update on where I’ve been for the last couple months. As always, I’m so grateful for my friends and family and all the people who make this journey worth taking. ∎

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A Fluorescent Bathroom Scooter

“As for you, you whitewash with lies; all of you are worthless physicians. If you would only keep silent, that would be your wisdom!” (Job 13:4-5, NRSV)

I went to the bathroom at work this week, and right as I walked in, there was a fluorescent pink scooter lying in the middle of the tiled floor. Some hip-hop-influenced pop was emanating from one of the stalls, and beneath the dividing wall I could see a pair of brightly colored sneakers. It felt like this guy owned the bathroom. I couldn’t help but smile. He’d turned it into his work of art for a few minutes—and I think the world needs more of that kind of color.

Honestly, universities might be the best places to find art in all of its forms. I had this conversation with Auna after she and her husband came to my vocal recital and we were waylaid by the foyer gallery. There’s still so much weirdness, as people here are reaching out to touch the world in brand new ways at their peak level of creativity before going out to be crushed by the corporate universe. (Not that college life isn’t crushing in its own ways—it just does so in a way that somehow fosters nonconformity, not the other way around.)

I think the most touching pieces of art are the ones that call us to listen—even when that listening is painful. Pictures can be loud and shake us to get our attention, or they can sit still and unassumingly whisper, “I’m here, too.” Somehow they reach us differently than text. They’re more real, more demanding. The “APOS” display by Anna Wright (Instagram: @frizz_biz) was particularly intimate. Listening to her story, I heard my own.

I don’t think being a good speaker makes one a good person, but being a good listener, willing to listen no matter what, does. It’s a shame that we put good speakers up on the podium.

It’s cruel of Auna to be leaving Utah so soon after we’ve become real friends. Good things too often come bundled with bad things, and for some reason, the things that stay with me the longest are always the things that stay with me the shortest. C’est la vie. As she’s so faithful about reminding me, it might be tough, but it must be good for the plot. ∎

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Professor Quotes: 2021 Edition

Because everyone needs a smile in their life, and academics are just comedians without formal training.

[Currently I’m in the middle of a bachelor’s degree in linguistics, and I have about two and a half years to go. The program is mostly theory-oriented, but I’ll also get certification as an English teacher by the end of it. This semester, my coursework included introductory phonetics and phonology, introductory morphology and syntax, Japanese, as well as a bit of music.]

Josh: “Any help with this?”
Professor: “You can do it.”
Josh: “Yay.”

Professor: “Yeah, we’ve got a nouniness continuum.”

Professor: “I had to look up what ‘Whovian’ is.”
Zoe: “How can you claim to be a real nerd?”
Professor: “WhEn DiD I cLaim to be a rEal neRd?”

Professor: “[Jesus probably looked like an average Jew at the time.] Judas didn’t say, ‘Just get the white guy.'”

Professor: “There’s a language learning app…it’s like Tinder for
language learners.”

Ettie: “Dolphins sleep while they swim.”
Helaman: “They half-sleep.”
[tense silence]
Professor: “I’m staying out of this one.”

Professor: “Unless it’s a children’s book where the rice has risen up against its masters–‘burn! burn! burn!'”

Professor: “I was the model for this painting. Just so you know, all that definition on the bicep–all real.”

Josh: “I treed the mountain.”
Professor: “If we wanted a really good example of using tree as a verb, that was not it.”

Professor: “Does it exist? The general consensus of people I agree with is that it does.”

Bonus round: Fall 2021 quotes, Road Trip to Phoenix Edition
“We’ve been driving the entire sun time. Also known as day”
“We drive as a colony, not as an individual”
“Just two kids from the Midwest who’ve never seen rocks before”
[About the AC] “I always forget how I can change the temperature as well as the…aggressiveness”

Bonus round II: Fall 2021 quotes, Auna Making Devious Remarks in the Corner of the Classroom Edition
“I am tired of life and its obscure sufferings.”
“[Free-response questions? More like] trapped-response questions.”
“Sober, we have nothing in common.”
“The aggressive cheerfulness of Christmas music is purposefully designed to counteract the gloom.”
[Ettie herniated 10 discs] “There’s something sadly impressive about getting double digits with that.”
“Zombies on the peripheral–feels like an album name.” ∎